#1 Windows Has Computer

#2 It’s Treason, Then

#3 Ok Microsoft

#4 Guess Who Has Homework Due At Midnight. It’s Currently 10:30 And Has Been Updating For 10 Mins

#5 Windows Is Great

#6 I’m At Chuckie Cheese With The Kids And My Race Car Literally Crashed

#7 After Rebooting Required By A Windows Update. It’s Like My Computer Pranked Me

#8 You’re Planning To Restart My Tablet When, Microsoft?

#9 Thanks, Windows

#10 Skype Is Officially Bloatware, Uninstalled It Yesterday Only To Have It Come Back In Full Force Today

#11 Oh Windows

#12 Great Movie!

#13 It Happens

#14 Troubleshooting

#15 Really Windows 10? The Calculator?

#16 Sneaky

#17 Sorry To Interrupt

#18 Microsoft Force-Closed My Final Exam To Update Windows 10

#19 Apologies

#20 Bad Boy

#21 Even Office Urges Not To Be Installed

#22 Windows Throughout The Years

#23 Me Irl

#24 When Windows XP Froze So You’d Drag The Window Around

#25 When You’re Home For Christmas And It’s Time For Your Parents’ Annual Computer Maintenance

#26 Nice Try Microsoft

#27 Logic

#28 Windows Firewalls

#29 Searching For ‘Firef’ Shows ‘Ie’ As Best Match In Windows

#30 Update And Restart