If you’ve ever come into contact with a Corgi, surely you know that they’re the absolute worst. Like, if you looked up “the worst” in the encyclopedia, you would find a picture of a Corgi.
Their short little legs, strange long bodies, and energy that could outrun the Energizer Bunny, there are just too many reasons why you would never want to never adopt a Corgi.
Here are 15 of the main reasons you definitely don’t want to adopt a Corgi.
1) They Do Not Get Along Well With Children
They are a no-nonsense type of a dog and have no time for a child’s shenanigans.
2) They Also Don’t Get Along With Other Dogs
They are kinds of antisocial if you ask us. They just don’t know how to play nice.
3) They Have Weird Shaped Bodies
I mean, they kind of look like walking hot dogs.
4) They Have An Attitude About Them
Like they just think they are so cool.
5) They Can Never Just Sit Back and Relax
They are constantly on the move.
6) I Mean Do These Guys Ever Sleep?
I can’t imagine that they do.
7) They Never Take Initiative
It’s like they constantly have to be lead.
8) And You Better Not Have Cats
Corgis absolutely hate cats.
9) They Are Pretty Much Intolerant of All Species
Their initial instinct is to attack.
10) I Mean, They Don’t Even Like Other Corgis
It’s like they always have to be the center of attention.
11) They Can Be Pretty Intimidating
They are sometimes very aggressive.
12) They Are Just a Nightmare When They Are Babies
Who would want to take care of one of these?
13.) They Are Not Affectionate
Don’t even think of trying to get a hug out of one of these guys.
14) And You Can Forget About Kisses
Corgis never give kisses.
15) And I Never See Them Smile
I mean, are they ever happy?
16) They Will Walk All Over Your If You Let Them
And they won’t think twice about it.
17) And They Never Ever Want to Play
God forbid you ask them to play catch.
18) They Are Also Very Temperamental
It’s like they freak out over every little thing.
19) They Always Seem Like Their On a Mission And Have Something To Do
For some reason, they can can’t sit back, relax and party.
20) I Mean Corgis Really Are Just the Worst
And they’re not even really that cute. I mean who could possibly want to adopt one of these and give them a forever home.
Bonus. How bout Dachshund?
These dogs will melt even a frozen heart:
They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.
Their eyes are their weapon.
They take care of your diet.
Dachshunds always support their owners.
They’re small but they can protect you while you sleep.
They’ll always be there to protect you.
They’ll be your navigator.
They’ll weed all the beds.
Their magic paws will make a headache go away and will make you feel happy.
They share your hobbies.
They’re incredibly stylish.
They look amazing even when taking a shower.
Their eyelashes will make you do anything for them.
They can also smile.
They know that to take a gorgeous picture, they have to improvise.
When they don’t weed beds or rescue their masters, they can get some rest.
They’re magnificent designers.
And friends
They always want to have fun.
Dachshunds will protect you from cold weather.
They don’t like to argue — they prefer cuddling.
They cuddle everywhere.
Even a ruthless lion can’t resist.
