Dogs are the world’s greatest animals. It’s been scientifically proven. OK, maybe it hasn’t. But it’s still safe to say that dogs are the best.

They’re hilarious, surprising, super cute, and they’re full of love.

These 29 tweets about dogs will remind you (if you needed a reminder) just how magical dogs can be. You’re welcome.

Would die for you

If you’re a dog lover, you understand this sentiment. Dogs can do no wrong, and they deserve everything.

Pleas pet dog

Notice, it’s not “Beware” of dog. It’s “Aware” of dog. Notice this dog. Pet this dog. Love this dog.

Good boy

That smile is too much.

Of course, he’s the good boy!

Mike

Years! For years he’s been talking about Mike! This is amazing.

The next one might haunt your nightmares.

Twinsies

First of all, that is some commitment. Second of all, what’s with the little sunglasses? Third of all, noooooooo thanks.

Best friends

In case you can’t see, that’s a teeny tiny snail on top of that dog’s head. They are best friends now. I would watch that show.

Ruff!

Get it? Because dogs love bones.

I love a good “small hidden beings in a trenchcoat” joke.

I love you

This seems accurate.

And correct.

A good life

It’s so true! Whenever I have to leave my dog, it’s a whole speech: “I’ll just be out for a little bit. This doesn’t mean I don’t love you. In fact, I’m doing this because I love you.”

The next one celebrates dogs in song.

Canine surprise

I love this so much, and this is how I will be singing “Eleanor Rigby” from now on. In fact, I need more lyrics, please.

Dogs on the bus

I love this so much. If you can do it, I can too! *Produces tiny chihuahua out of thin air*

A word

“Welcome back, Max. Why don’t you have a seat? We have a lot to discuss. Item one: HOW DARE YOU?!”

Preparations

This is way too accurate. The dog’s owner, however? I couldn’t care less what they think of me.

A confession

Raise your hand if this is you. Because it’s so me. Except for maybe the last part about being taken seriously as an adult.

The next one is tragically hilarious.

Costume party

This is everyone’s worst nightmare, whether you’re human or dog. I feel for this little Pomeranian.

Work out

This is a noble cause and the only real reason to work out that I can come up with. Makes complete sense to me.

Winky

Now you share a secret with the subway dog, and that is one of the highest honors that one can achieve. Congratulations.

We talked about this

This is amazing and, if you’re a dog owner, completely understandable. I have conversations like this with my pup all the time.

Lennu

I hereby motion to elect Lennu the president of Finland as he is a very good boy and he deserves it.

The next one is a total classic.

Sheepdog experience

I’d say this pup is just about in over his head. Although in this economy, this pup should just be grateful it has a job.

Sorceress dog

This dog knows everything. She is a magician, a soothsayer. She will give you a lick if you pet behind her ear. She is the one.

Pokemon

Oh my goodness, how adorable is this static-electricity afflicted pup? Truly a gremlin.

Stopped to pet

This is the truest statement I have heard. No matter how late I am to anything, I will stop to pet a pup.

The news

Again, the people of Twitter have somehow crawled inside my brain. Disasters strike, sure, but if someone is mean to a dog, I am beyond heartbroken.

The next one is too cute.

Pope pup

Well, guess who’s going to save this photo and look at it any time she’s sad or happy or feeling anything?

Dog squad

I wish I had a group of friends as loyal and beautiful as that. Look at them. Not a dud among them.

Friendship requirements

My friendship requirements are eerily similar.

Mostly, I just want dog friends.

Wrong dog food

Listen, I’m not going to pretend that dogs aren’t absolutely disgusting creatures. But they’re our disgusting creatures, and they deserve the best.

“Haha, yeah”

OK, maybe don’t do this. Just borrow your friend’s dog or something if you want to go to the dog park so badly.