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29 Dogs Whose Software Has Definitely Crashed


Dogs are amazing. We can all agree on that, right?

That being said…

They’re not always the sharpest tools in the shed.

Sometimes dogs do something that really makes you wonder…

Are they definitely OK?

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For instance, take a look at this pup:

Or should I say “sea monster”?

This is as horrifying as it is adorable. (Maybe slightly more horrifying than adorable.)

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“Where’s my food?”

You do not wanna mess around with this dog.

He can beat you up.

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“I luff ife cream!”

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Sure, he may look a little silly.

But this dog is clearly living his best life.

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That can’t be comfortable.

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Unless your legs were somehow put on backward…

This next pup has a brand new bed. And doesn’t know what to do with it.

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Good thing I bought this expensive bed for you.

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You only wanna use the very edge of it?

Whatever, man.

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Uhhh…

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I’m pretty sure this dog’s software has crashed.

Time for a reboot.

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This one is amazing:

Lazy doggo

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Sure, it’s inconvenient some of the time, but it’s super comfy for the rest of the time.

Worth it.

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He’s been standing there for 10 minutes.

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Why do I suddenly feel like I’m about to have my employee review?

I hope he’s pleased with my performance.

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Want a big fluffy bed?

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Nah. This brick will do.

As hard as it may be to believe, this isn’t the only dog who loves bricks…

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Here’s another one!

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In her defense, a brick is a pretty sturdy companion.

You might even say he’s her rock.

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Does that taste good?

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“This tastes very familiar. I can’t quite put my finger on it, though.”

(Probably because he’s busy chewing on them.)

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That’s attractive.

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Look at those chompers!

What a pretty smile.

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Bless you, dog.

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This dog is named Tugboat.

She’s blind (which is why she kept facing the wrong way during photo time), but I’ll be darned if she isn’t absolutely adorable.

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What a trickster!

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You can’t really even be mad at this pupper.

He just wanted some more time with his humans!

This next dog is quite an amazing gymnast!

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“What are we protesting?”

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“Cats? Peanut butter shortages? Butt-sniffing sanctions? Whatever it is, I better jump real high to show I’m against it.”

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Why are you all upside-down?

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We may not always see things the same way, but we can agree that dogs are the best, right?

Right.

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Um.

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Sorry, I seem to have put a snow goblin on this list of puppies.

I don’t know how this happened.

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Casual Friday

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He puts his pants on the same way as you: diving in headfirst.

That’s how you do it, right?

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“Whatcha eatin’?”

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“Got any for pups?”

Next up is yet another dog/contortionist.

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This is incredible.

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If you ask me, he should consider a career with the circus.

He’s clearly got talent.

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This guy, on the other hand…

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Well, he’s trying.

There’s something to be said for that.

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Up is down, down is up.

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That middle floof just feels like being on his back, OK?

We’ve all been there.

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What happy fella!

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I’m not sure what he’s running toward, but it looks like it’s really, really good.

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This is my favorite one:

He REALLY likes the new Guinea Pig

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That’s a guinea pig inside the cage.

And it just got the best introduction to its fellow housepet.

Next up is a dog that might actually be a liquid.

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Excuse me.

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I think your dog may have melted.

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Another contortionist?!

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Man, they’re everywhere!

I’m so impressed!

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Here we go again.

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Toby spent so much time looking for other butts to sniff that he finally decided to cut out the middle man and just sniff his own.

It took some work, though.

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Yes, there’s a dog in this picture.

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Well, it’s either a dog or a couch monster.

It’s hard to tell from the snoot.

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“Wheeee!”

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Everybody loves a road trip.

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