Dogs are a man’s best friend. How could a person ever not love these loving and cuddly creatures? They run up to you and try to lick and kiss you — they’re hard not to love. After all, there is a reason why “therapy dogs” exist, they make people happy!
With that said, although they are easy to love, they do tend to be a little of a pain sometimes. Of course, if you don’t live with one, then you won’t experience these moments. If you do live with one, however, you’ll learn that they do have their a**hole moments. And you’ll most likely yell and do a lot of finger pointing but in the end you’ll go back to loving them because who can stay mad at a face like that?
Or maybe you’ll just stay mad — it just depends on how much of an a**hole they were.
#1. I thought you were going to be out all night?
I was going to clean up before you got home! Not my fault you were only gone for 10 minutes.
#2. I’m just going to lay right…. here.
Thanks man, you always make such a great pillow.
#3. I think I’ve finally found my calling, ma.
How much do you think an expert shoe destroyer could make?
#4. Oh hi honey, welcome home. How was your day?
Oh this? I just decided to do some remodeling. Do you like it? I think I’ve found my calling.
#5. Move along, there is nothing to see here.
What? Underneath the pillow? I said it’s nothing! What do you mean whose legs are those?
#6. I decided to take care of that paper shredding for you guys!
No need to thank me, just give me a few treats and we’ll call it even.
#7. Where did I put that gosh darn bone.
It’s got to be in one of these dirt piles.
#8. Sorry bud, I gotta go when I gotta go.
And as of this moment, you just so happen to stand exactly where I gotta go.
#9. Oh… you’re home early. I swear, I was just trying to get an early start on cooking dinner.
Don’t mind that suspicious looking steak off to the side.
#10. What? It was really cold, and you didn’t provide me any blankets.
What else was I supposed to do? Maybe if you turned on the heater…
#11. You kept telling them that I ate your homework, so I finally did.
Be careful what you wish for, because it might come true.
#12. I was just trying to reach the almond skins and salt at the bottom.
I didn’t know I was going to get stuck…. 10/10 worth it.
#13. Do you like it when I step on your ears?
Next time I’ll step on your face if you don’t start respecting me.
#14. Don’t give me that look of disapproval.
How would you feel if someone else was always hogging YOUR bed?
#15. How many more times do I need to show you who the real boss is around here?!
I’m the one calling the shots, capeesh?
#16. I broke all of this because I love you. Just look at my face.
Ignore the back of me and just focus on me.
#17. Yay, you’re finally home! It was starting to get kind of boring around here.
Now you can clean up my mess, thanks you’re the best.
#18. Please don’t leave me to go to school. You don’t even like going there.
Or look, you can take me with you. I can fit into this thing!
#19. There’s nobody around… let’s take a bite of some of that delicious food!
I can just blame it on the cat later.
#20. Oh, hey guys! There you are. Where have you been.
I’m not overly attached or anything, I was just wondering what you guys were doing that I couldn’t be included in on.
#21. He’s stuck inside, HAH! Sucks to be him.
See ya later, wouldn’t wanna be ya. That’s what you get for snitching on me earlier.
#22. Don’t worry. There was a spider, but I got rid of it.
No need to thank me, I was just being a good Samaritan.
#23. That’s right, this is what I do and I am not ashamed.
I’ll do it again once I’m off of time-out. Watch your back.
#24. Omg, did you see the window?! I wonder who’s the culprit.
Hmmm, what? There’s nothing in my mouth. What are you talking about?
#25. An earthquake happened and everything fell over!
I’m obviously too small to push such a big thing down.
#26. When you come back from the movie theater to this wonderful mess.
#27. Magazines are tasty.
#28. I’ve been lying here the entire time.
#29. You just missed him, the culprit ran out that door!
#30. Ok ok, I’ll take the blame for this one. Just leave him out of it.
#31. I swear I didn’t break anything.
#32. Nope, wasn’t me.
#33. You see, what had happened was…
#34. You can’t prove anything!
#35. But the cat did it.
#36. What mud? This is a part of my natural coat!
#37. Obviously a cat did this.
#38. Oh no, I was just rearranging the furniture.
#39. What are you talking about, I made this sandwich.
#40. Didn’t see anything, I was sleeping.
#41. Don’t look at me.
#42. I don’t even like cotton!
#43. I was good the entire day.
#44. It wasn’t me, it was this guy.
#45. Close your eyes and they won’t be able to see you.
#47. Have no idea what happened here.
#48. Innocent until proven guilty.