Dogs are a man’s best friend. How could a person ever not love these loving and cuddly creatures? They run up to you and try to lick and kiss you — they’re hard not to love. After all, there is a reason why “therapy dogs” exist, they make people happy!

With that said, although they are easy to love, they do tend to be a little of a pain sometimes. Of course, if you don’t live with one, then you won’t experience these moments. If you do live with one, however, you’ll learn that they do have their a**hole moments. And you’ll most likely yell and do a lot of finger pointing but in the end you’ll go back to loving them because who can stay mad at a face like that?

Or maybe you’ll just stay mad — it just depends on how much of an a**hole they were.

#1. I thought you were going to be out all night?

I was going to clean up before you got home! Not my fault you were only gone for 10 minutes.

#2. I’m just going to lay right…. here.

Thanks man, you always make such a great pillow.

#3. I think I’ve finally found my calling, ma.

How much do you think an expert shoe destroyer could make?

#4. Oh hi honey, welcome home. How was your day?

Oh this? I just decided to do some remodeling. Do you like it? I think I’ve found my calling.

#5. Move along, there is nothing to see here.

What? Underneath the pillow? I said it’s nothing! What do you mean whose legs are those?

#6. I decided to take care of that paper shredding for you guys!

No need to thank me, just give me a few treats and we’ll call it even.

#7. Where did I put that gosh darn bone.

It’s got to be in one of these dirt piles.

#8. Sorry bud, I gotta go when I gotta go.

And as of this moment, you just so happen to stand exactly where I gotta go.

#9. Oh… you’re home early. I swear, I was just trying to get an early start on cooking dinner.

Don’t mind that suspicious looking steak off to the side.

#10. What? It was really cold, and you didn’t provide me any blankets.

What else was I supposed to do? Maybe if you turned on the heater…

#11. You kept telling them that I ate your homework, so I finally did.

Be careful what you wish for, because it might come true.

#12. I was just trying to reach the almond skins and salt at the bottom.

I didn’t know I was going to get stuck…. 10/10 worth it.

#13. Do you like it when I step on your ears?

Next time I’ll step on your face if you don’t start respecting me.

#14. Don’t give me that look of disapproval.

How would you feel if someone else was always hogging YOUR bed?

#15. How many more times do I need to show you who the real boss is around here?!

I’m the one calling the shots, capeesh?

#16. I broke all of this because I love you. Just look at my face.

Ignore the back of me and just focus on me.

#17. Yay, you’re finally home! It was starting to get kind of boring around here.

Now you can clean up my mess, thanks you’re the best.

#18. Please don’t leave me to go to school. You don’t even like going there.

Or look, you can take me with you. I can fit into this thing!

#19. There’s nobody around… let’s take a bite of some of that delicious food!

I can just blame it on the cat later.

#20. Oh, hey guys! There you are. Where have you been.

I’m not overly attached or anything, I was just wondering what you guys were doing that I couldn’t be included in on.

#21. He’s stuck inside, HAH! Sucks to be him.

See ya later, wouldn’t wanna be ya. That’s what you get for snitching on me earlier.

#22. Don’t worry. There was a spider, but I got rid of it.

No need to thank me, I was just being a good Samaritan.

#23. That’s right, this is what I do and I am not ashamed.

I’ll do it again once I’m off of time-out. Watch your back.

#24. Omg, did you see the window?! I wonder who’s the culprit.

Hmmm, what? There’s nothing in my mouth. What are you talking about?

#25. An earthquake happened and everything fell over!

I’m obviously too small to push such a big thing down.

#26. When you come back from the movie theater to this wonderful mess.

#27. Magazines are tasty.

#28. I’ve been lying here the entire time.

#29. You just missed him, the culprit ran out that door!

#30. Ok ok, I’ll take the blame for this one. Just leave him out of it.

#31. I swear I didn’t break anything.

#32. Nope, wasn’t me.

#33. You see, what had happened was…

#34. You can’t prove anything!

#35. But the cat did it.

#36. What mud? This is a part of my natural coat!

#37. Obviously a cat did this.

#38. Oh no, I was just rearranging the furniture.

#39. What are you talking about, I made this sandwich.

#40. Didn’t see anything, I was sleeping.

#41. Don’t look at me.

#42. I don’t even like cotton!

#43. I was good the entire day.

#44. It wasn’t me, it was this guy.

#45. Close your eyes and they won’t be able to see you.

#46. Oops.

#47. Have no idea what happened here.

#48. Innocent until proven guilty.