25 des chiens pas bien futés, et y’a des pointures

Il y a les chiens qui ont juste un peu trop fumé, ceux dont le cerveau turbine pour monter des plans machiavéliques, et les vrais débiles, avec la tronche qui va avec. Une chose au moins les réunit : ils ont tous bien mérité leur connerie du vendredi dédiée.

Si ça ne suffit pas à vous faire passer un doux week end, prenez exemple sur les plus relax d’entre nous.

Bonus

20 des chiens pas photogéniques du tout, y’a pas que vous

1. 1. La tête que l’on fait lorsque quelqu’un propose une soirée raclette.
      

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      Luna completely forgot that she had hacked the humans Amazon account until she saw the UPS guys strolling up with a box full of contraband bully sticks. Thanks @beauandluna_labs for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday when you post your derps for us to share.

      A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Nov 8, 2015 at 4:36pm PST
   2. On t’a dit d’arrêter la cocke Johnny.
      

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      When labs have no necks. Thanks @redheadbakergirl for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

      A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Jan 12, 2016 at 6:09pm PST
   3. Ma nouvelle photo de profil Tinder.
      

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      Updating my Tinder profile photo. Hello, swipe yes to the beachy blond with the wash n go fur. Thanks @e2_wildlife for sharing our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps

      A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Dec 14, 2015 at 6:37pm PST
   4. “Ça t’embête si je me pose ici 4h et que je te fixe intensément comme ça ?“
      

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      I saw the chipmunks doing it so I though I'd try stuffing my cheeks with Scooby snacks. Thanks @adventures_with_scooby for being our derp of the day. Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

      A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Nov 13, 2015 at 6:03pm PST
   5. Lorsque tu cours après le vendeur sur la plage pour avoir le dernier donut au sable.
      

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      Oh my DAWG this sand feels AMAZING between my toes! Mom, mom, MOM, you gotta try this. Thanks @tails_to_tell for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

      A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Dec 5, 2015 at 5:56am PST

1. Lorsque tu tentes discrètement de contenir une flatulence en essayant de rester cool.
   

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   We just have one question for Vlad. Why the long face bruh? Thanks @cheri_gietz for sharing our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps!

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Nov 25, 2015 at 4:25pm PST
2. Un trop plein de joie peut vous rendre moche sur une photo. C’est scientifique.
   

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   Akira left her tongue behind and she don't mind. Thanks @akirathehusky_24 for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derpiness.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Oct 2, 2015 at 5:41pm PDT
3. On ne peut pas tous être beaux lorsque l’on s’essaie au twerk.
   

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   I got it! I'm the next internet sensation! Behold my lip twerk! Liwerk! Twip! Twiperk? Thanks @perfectpairofpointers for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derp.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Dec 10, 2015 at 6:10pm PST
4. Essayer d’attraper un truc avec ses yeux et échouer.
   

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   Banks asked mom to help him look fly for the sweet golden down the street. He won't be asking her for help anymore. Thanks @banksthegolden for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps!

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Nov 24, 2015 at 6:17pm PST
5. La tête que l’on a faite à la fin de la saison 5 de Game of Thrones.
   

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   MOM: How does this dress look PENELOPE: …(crickets)… MOM: Right, next dress then Derp of the dangerzone. Smart move saying nothing Penelope. Thanks for being our derp of the day @penelopeweim Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Aug 11, 2015 at 4:49am PDT
6. Tenter d’attirer l’attention d’une demoiselle ou d’un damoiseau peut vous donner l’air stupide.
   

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   GRAPHITE: hey shadow, I bet if we both derp dog derp won't be able to resist us. SHADOW: resistance is futile, let's do it! BOTH: derp derp derp derp derp You're right @graphite_falmlen_squatchhunter and shadow, we couldn't resist, be our derp of the day. Use #derpoftheday to share your derps.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Jul 22, 2015 at 5:24am PDT
7. “Ah tu es rentré du boulot ! Tu peux me débloquer steuplait ? C’est long 8h de taf …“
   

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   Why yeth, I did mean to land like thith in the corner. But I think I chafed my lip. Thanks @krissy_powers for sharing our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Oct 20, 2015 at 6:26pm PDT
8. Smoke weed everyday.
   

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   Say helloooooo to Poppy. She's not smiling like this for you though. She noticed the handsome neighbor boy is getting ready to wash his car and is daydreaming that he'll give her belly rubs. Good luck Poppy! Thanks @labradorable_poppy for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your doggy derps.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:27am PDT
9. Putain de flash !
   

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   You've got to be kittying me! Santa won't come back for a whole nother year? Thanks @goldie_the_labby for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

   A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Dec 26, 2015 at 6:38pm PST
10. “Je ne vois pas de quoi tu parles. Je n’ai aucun double menton sous cet angle.“
    

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    Hey human, wake up. It's time to make me some bacon. Or kibble. Or kibble and bacon. Derp you thinks it's time to get up? Thanks @digga_dogs_diary for being our derp of the day. Remember to use #dogderpoftheday to share your derp.

    A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Sep 5, 2015 at 4:52am PDT
11. “Pas dégueu la nouvelle voisine. Je préfère les caniches mais là …“
    

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    Mom told griz not to worry, that low rise jeans would be back in style some day and that she was ahead of the curve. Moms… Thanks @griz_the_great for being our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday in your derpy posts to share.

    A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Sep 3, 2015 at 3:28am PDT
12. Lorsque tu piques le téléphone de tes potes en soirée.
    

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    Gage is shooting some selfies for his dogharmony account. How does every one like this derpy shot? Thanks @gage_the_english_lab for being our derp of the day. Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

    A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Aug 16, 2015 at 5:57am PDT
13. “Je t’emmerde à te prendre en photo lorsque tu joues avec ta Xbox. Non ? Bah casse-toi alors.“
    

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    Tired and short on time, Sophie multi tasked play time and teeth brushing by using her tennis ball as a toothbrush. Thanks @annehlcoleman for sharing our derp of the day! Use #dogderpoftheday to share your derps.

    A post shared by Dog Derp (@dog.derp.of.the.day) on Jan 20, 2016 at 5:29pm PST
14. Manger du vent.
    

    he’s not always photogenic
15. “Dis. Tu veux être mon ami ?“
    

    Not very photogenic dog
16. Bonus : Peanut, le chien le plus moche du monde (pour qui la photo de classe est chaque année un supplice)
    

    This is “Peanut”, he is in competition for the ugliest dog in the world contest

Nos potes les chiens ne sont pas les seuls, les chats ont eux aussi du mal avec les appareils photo. Et vous ? Votre chien se tape toujours une tronche de merde lorsque vous le prenez en photo ?