When you leave the house, the dog gets up to all kinds of mischief.

I thought I’d get some more toilet roll.

Just doing the dishes.

It was cold so I made myself an igloo.

Gone fishing.

Smile at the neighbours.

Pull faces at the neighbours.

Look for something to eat.

Do the paper work.

Help tidy the house.

Try out new hobbies.

Terrorise the cat.

Watch some TV.

Look for love.

Chill in the toilet.

Relax on the sofa.

Try out a new makeup look.

Do some yoga.

Look through the wardrobe for a new outfit.

Chill in the plant pots.

Help make some dinner.

Snuggle.

Help with festive decorations.

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Take a nap.

Play with the football.

“Have I seen the cat? nope.”

“This is what happens when you lock me up.”

“Wasn’t me, I don’t even like Nutella.”

“Yeah, this is my new look. Deal with it.”

“Wasn’t me!”

“Food is not our motivation for doing this.”

“I have no idea how this happened. I blame the cats.”

“You mean this isn’t what you call ‘tidying up’.”

“Nothing to see here”

“The bear did it!”

“I am such a good lap dog.”

“I’ve not been practicing my smile.”

“Yep. This is my ride.”

“I have no idea how I ended up inside this cushion.”

“I haven’t been anywhere near milk today.”

“If I don’t make eye contact maybe they won’t blame me.”

“I am not covered in mud. It’s my new hair colour.”

“No idea what those things are, but i’m certain it wasn’t me.”

“Who would do such a thing!? not me, thats for sure.”