If you’ve never hung out with a bird, you might be surprised to learn that they can be delightful companions. Just look at these cuties!

Beauty is in the eye of the bird holder.

Stjärtmes is such a beautiful name for a bird.

“You get a biscuit! You get a biscuit! Everyone gets a biscuit!”

How dare you!

Gosh, you’re big.

Bang!

Looking fly as heck.

Time for bed.

Make it a combo for a dollar more!

A little shy.

Doesn’t this just warm your heart?

Sick stunts!

*boing boing boing boing*

Twinsies!

Anybody home?

Saving for retirement is important. Start building up that nest egg now.

Bliss.

That’s it. You’ve slept enough.

Time for a dance party!

Claiming what’s rightfully his.

Thinks your wedding is a sham.

And he’s proud of it, too.

Hates your garden.

Wants all your hard work to go down the drain in front of your eyes.

Is plotting to ruin your life while you’re at work.

Hopes you have nightmares about this for years.

This bird who likes to harass the dog.

He just did that.

Finds pleasure in taking down the big guy.

Raging out.

This parakeet who doesn’t like turtles.

With such a good opportunity, he couldn’t *not* do this.

Unleashing a rain of terror.

Hates all men.

This one who’s coming right at you.

Doesn’t mind that you paid for this.

The bird who has played too much Grand Theft Auto.

Ruining fancy food tables since 2012.

These birds are basically bullies.

Won’t stop cussing.

No shame in his game.

This is his favorite pastime.

These guys, who don’t care if children are present.

This bird, who doesn’t feel like sharing.

This turkey, who is taking revenge for last Thanksgiving.

These birds, who don’t care if this man suffers.

This bird who has declared a mortal enemy.

These birds have no shame.

This penguin is such a jerk.