1. “Um, what do you think you’re doing?”
2. Let’s be real, you received ample warning.
3. “Pfft. I know.”
4. Results of cost-benefit analysis unclear.
5. Um, what is that sound?
6. “I caught it fair and square!”
7. Cats know what cats are about.
8. “Again! Again!”
9. Hey, this is a judgment-free zone.
10. “…why?”
11. That is legitimately brilliant.
12. “So these are what, like, pre-birds?”
13. “I was going to watch you use the toilet, but on second thought…”
14. One always tells the truth, the other always lies.
15. This cat is too beautiful to be real.
16. A clear health code violation.
17. No brush! Only play!
18. Consider it done.
19. Way better than a massage circle.
20. She’s on fire tonight!
21. Mission accomplished.
Bonus.
1. What? It tastes better this way.
2. You were done with that, right?
3. “SO GOOOOOOD”
4. This cat that does not need any more caffeine today.
5. That’s…one way to do it.
6. Totally normal.
7. “This way, I can taste the freshness.”
8. Her immune system must be pretty powerful by now.
9. Mlem mlem mlem mlem.
10. “Dang humans, putting my water all the way up here.”
11. Everyone knows the best water is at high altitudes.
12. “UHH…NOTHING”
13. There has to be a more efficient way.
14. When it’s finally Margarita Monday
15. No one can resist a nice, cold, refreshing glass of ice water.
16. Warm and soapy, just the way I like it.
17. WHARRGARBL
18. Fact: water tastes better when it belongs to someone else.