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20 15.jpg?resize=1200,630 - You Should Never Adopt A Corgi - Here Are 20 Definitive Reasons Why

You Should Never Adopt A Corgi – Here Are 20 Definitive Reasons Why

If you’ve ever come into contact with a Corgi, surely you know that they’re the absolute worst. Like, if you looked up “the worst” in the encyclopedia, you would find a picture of a Corgi.

Their short little legs, strange long bodies, and energy that could outrun the Energizer Bunny, there are just too many reasons why you would never want to never adopt a Corgi.

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Here are 15 of the main reasons you definitely don’t want to adopt a Corgi.

1) They Do Not Get Along Well With Children

They are a no-nonsense type of a dog and have no time for a child’s shenanigans.

2) They Also Don’t Get Along With Other Dogs

They are kinds of antisocial if you ask us. They just don’t know how to play nice.

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3) They Have Weird Shaped Bodies

I mean, they kind of look like walking hot dogs.

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4) They Have An Attitude About Them

Like they just think they are so cool.

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5) They Can Never Just Sit Back and Relax

They are constantly on the move.

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6) I Mean Do These Guys Ever Sleep?

I can’t imagine that they do.

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7) They Never Take Initiative

It’s like they constantly have to be lead.

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8) And You Better Not Have Cats

Corgis absolutely hate cats.

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9) They Are Pretty Much Intolerant of All Species

Their initial instinct is to attack.

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10) I Mean, They Don’t Even Like Other Corgis

It’s like they always have to be the center of attention.

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11) They Can Be Pretty Intimidating

They are sometimes very aggressive.

12) They Are Just a Nightmare When They Are Babies

Who would want to take care of one of these?

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13.) They Are Not Affectionate

Don’t even think of trying to get a hug out of one of these guys.

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14) And You Can Forget About Kisses

Corgis never give kisses.

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15) And I Never See Them Smile

I mean, are they ever happy?

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16) They Will Walk All Over Your If You Let Them

And they won’t think twice about it.

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17) And They Never Ever Want to Play

God forbid you ask them to play catch.

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18) They Are Also Very Temperamental

It’s like they freak out over every little thing.

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19) They Always Seem Like Their On a Mission And Have Something To Do

For some reason, they can can’t sit back, relax and party.

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20) I Mean Corgis Really Are Just the Worst

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And they’re not even really that cute. I mean who could possibly want to adopt one of these and give them a forever home.

Bonus. How bout Dachshund?

These dogs will melt even a frozen heart:

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Sleepy hotdog ??

A post shared by R I V E R & S E B A S T I A N (@river_the_mini_dachshund) on Oct 21, 2017 at 5:24am PDT

They won’t whine. They’ll just go and get what they want.

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Waterpik

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Their eyes are their weapon.

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They take care of your diet.

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Dachshunds always support their owners.

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They’re small but they can protect you while you sleep.

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They’ll always be there to protect you.

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They’ll be your navigator.

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They’ll weed all the beds.

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Their magic paws will make a headache go away and will make you feel happy.

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Our parents take great care of us.. So I like to give my dad a head massage in return ???‍♂️ •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #sausagedog #weenie #weiner #dachshund #miniaturedachshund #doxie #puppies #puppyoftheday #dogsofinstagram #doggo #dogs #dogsofig #snagbros @sausagedogcentral @sausagedogsofinstagram @dachshundappreciation @dachshundsofinstagram @dachshundsonly @puppyofday @puppystagrams @puppystagrams @dogsofinstagram @dogsofinstaworld

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They share your hobbies.

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They’re incredibly stylish.

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Wahoo the 1st December! The countdown to Christmas and my Christmas wardrobe can finally begin! ???? #flashbackfriday

A post shared by Monty the Miniature Dachshund (@montyminidachshund) on Dec 1, 2017 at 11:18am PST

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They look amazing even when taking a shower.

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Their eyelashes will make you do anything for them.

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When your eyelashes are #onfleek ? !Frank was not hurt by this and the lashes are not stuck onto his fur – they are simply balancing ?! #lashesonfleek #lillylashes

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They can also smile.

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When you happy and fat at the same damn time. #itsbulkingseasonbro

A post shared by Dexter (Dexty) ?✨✨ (@dextythedachshund) on Jul 14, 2016 at 1:59pm PDT

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They know that to take a gorgeous picture, they have to improvise.

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To infinity and beyond ? ?

A post shared by Alfie (@alfie.dachshund) on Aug 4, 2018 at 8:15am PDT

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When they don’t weed beds or rescue their masters, they can get some rest.

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They’re magnificent designers.

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Sun baking is a must for us little snags ? @woodytheminidach shows us how it’s done ! ☀️•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #sausagedog #weenie #weiner #dachshund #miniaturedachshund #doxie #puppies #puppyoftheday #dogsofinstagram #doggo #dogs #dogsofig #snagbros @sausagedogcentral @sausagedogsofinstagram @dachshundappreciation @dachshundsofinstagram @dachshundsonly @puppyofday @puppystagrams @puppystagrams @dogsofinstagram @dogs_of_instaworld_

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And friends

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They always want to have fun.

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Mondays.

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Dachshunds will protect you from cold weather.

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They don’t like to argue — they prefer cuddling.

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They cuddle everywhere.

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Just getting spooned by a pig…. No big deal ??? ????????????????? #model #Tasmania #dog #puppy #mdogfeatures #like4like #miniaturedachshund #doxie #dogslife #dachshund #pets #dogscorner #follow4follow #cutenessoverload #puppyoftheday #pluto #shoutouts #dogsandpals #sausagedog #weenie #weiner #barkbox #pupflix @sausagedogcentral @dachshundsonly @dachshundsofinstagram @dachshunds_accounts @dachshundinpublic @dachshund_dawgz @puppyofday @instagrampetphotos @pet_obsession @thepuppytown @dogcrushdaily @animalbuzz @instagram @buzzfeedanimals @doxiefever @dogsandpals @puppyaday @petstock_australia @petsofinstagram

A post shared by Pluto ? (@minidoxiepluto) on Nov 10, 2016 at 9:27pm PST

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Even a ruthless lion can’t resist.

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