#1 Dear Chocolate Factory People, You Forgot
#2 Forgot To Close The Lid
#3 Tossed The Seeds Down The Sink While Carving My Jack-O-Lantern Two Weeks Ago, And Forgot To Turn On The Garbage Disposal
#4 So, Looks Like My Neighbors Planned A Long Weekend Away
#5 The Professor Forgot The Key To The Room Our Midterm Was Held In Today
#6 My Niece Forgot She Had A Final To Write During Our Communities Annual Pow Wow. She Drove Over To School In Her Regalia And Wrote Her Exam. She Graduates High School Next Friday
#7 Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets
#8 So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something
#9 Got Pulled Over Today. Forgot I Had This In My Wallet Covering My Real License. Mr. Policeman Was Not Amused
#10 I Have A Lazy Eye And Forgot My Glasses For Our Family Pictures. My Brother Fixed It For Me
#11 Washed The Dog’s Bed Last Night, Forgot To Lay It Back Down. He’s Been A Little Pissed All Morning
#12 I Occasionally Forget My Employee Is Colorblind, But Then I Ask Him To Price Out New Inventory
#13 I Forgot To Feed The Dog The Other Morning. The Wife Sent Me This
#14 “Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport” Angel Giuffria
#15 Truck Driver Forgot To Uncouple The Container On His Trailer In The Rotterdam Harbor Last Night
#16 I Think They Forgot Something
#17 Semi Driver Forgot To Shut The Back Door On His Load Of Tomatoes
#18 Girlfriend Forgot To Get Rid Of Her Gross “Shower Hair” I Decided To Make Some Art
#19 Warrior Forgot His Sunscreen
#20 The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered