“Humans, eh? Think they’re lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Have you ever seen a cat feed a human? Case proven!” That’s how Terry Pratchett described our favorite furry balls in his book, The Unadulterated Cat.
Here at Smalljoys, we couldn’t agree more. Cats are the kings of this world, and we have proof.
“No work today, paweese.”
“I eat, you clean. Got me?”
“Christmas ain’t coming around this year.”
“Pee in the sink? Who, me?!”
“Breathing is for cats, not humans.”
“Back off, Mom, I’m the star.”
Pooing like a boss.
“1, 2, 3 — BANG!”
“Keep moving, this car ain’t gonna drive itself!”
“A bit of gardening never killed anybody…”
“Dinner is served, sir!”
“Nice view, isn’t it?”
“Fish? I know nothing.”
“Wasn’t me. Really.”
“You said you wanted some new perfume!”
“Sure is comfy, though.”
“Alright now, I’m the king and I’m gonna ride in that car seat.”
“Needed some money ASAP. Sorry, not sorry.”
“Cat food? Eat it yourself.”
“Well, at least it was close…”
Chances are, every proud cat owner has witnessed a scene like one of these at least once.