While we aren’t here to fat shame anyone, it appears these thicc trash pandas have been hitting the dumpster buffet just a tad too hard.

1. An absolute specimen.

2. “I’m in shape — round is a shape.”

3. There’s a Pennywise from the movie “It” joke in here somewhere, but I just can’t seem to … [wiggles brain in frustration] … finesse it out. (The strugs is real!)

4. “Not fat yet, but maybe one day…” #dreambig #literally

5. Talk about hogging the sheets.

6. Hooman 4 scale.

7. “Did that raccoon just dab” — every commenter on Twitter who watched this video

8. Amazing the fence can even stand upright.

9. How I feel when I eat a whole pizza by myself. #relatable #ithappens #morethanyoumightthink

10. You can’t stop trash pandas, you can only hope to container them.

11. 17/10 for the creative posing. ? ? ?

12. Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies? Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies!

13. “Oh hai, you’re home early. I didn’t hear you come in …. “

14. YOINKS! #whatsyoursisnowmine

“According to police, the masked bandit was furry, whiskered, and had beady black eyes.”

15. “I’m here to talk to you about the Scavengers Initiative.” — Nick Fury, if Nick Fury was a raccoon on the chubalub side

16. Cuddling goals > all other goals.

17. It wouldn’t be a list of cute critters without at least one tongue blep.

18. Huuuuuuuuge if true.

19. Walking is hard.

20. Draw me like one of your French girls.

“I’m not fat, it’s just fluff”