“We’re not cats, we’re furry pretzels.” — all these kitteh contortionists

1. “Oh … hai. I wasn’t expecting you home so … early.” #awkward

2. “Your guess is as good as ours.” ?

3. “He thinks he’s human!” #bosscat

4. “Rub my belly. I dare you.” #itsatrap

5. “Despite the aggressive headfirst slide, the outfielder had a plus-arm so he was called out at the plate.” #gottarunfasternexttime

6. “Don’t knock it until you try it — this works wonders for my back pain.” #yoga

7. “I must go now, my planet needs me.” #standupkittehs

8. “When you wake up after a night of partying and realize you drunk texted the ex.” #regretsyeahihaveafew

9. “Siri, do a barrel roll.”

10. “Slave, this mortal form grows weak. I require sustenance!” #bringmemygrapes

11. “I can pose question?” #pawsup

12. “Honey, can you bring me the remote …”

…. and a beer?” #imnotchubbythatsjustfluff

13. “Milo keeping the dream alive.” #noalarmclocknecessary

14. “When you laugh at your own joke.”

15. “One can never take too many naps.” #catgoals

16. “This is basically the mullets of cat poses: ‘Business in the front, party in the back.'” #loafing

17. “Stepped away from the kitchen for a minute and came back to find this. Please ROAST my little jerk (just not literally).” #fittingequalssitting

18. “Hear no evil, see no evil.” #purrfectcircles

19. [Tribe Called Quest’s “Can I Kick It?” plays in background]

20. “Because the sum of any triangle is 180 degrees.” #liquidassumestheformofitscontainer

21. “We thought we were adopting a cat but what we really got was a house monkey.” #thisiswhywecanthavenicefixtures