19 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Will Crack You Up Then Anger You As A Parent

“My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth.”

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My son tossed this at me when I told him to clean his room. I hate kids.

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Just when you think he’s dressed to impress, the boom …….

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Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesn’t want him eating junk & he copies me)
So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: “ssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn’t find out”

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Best celebrity shot ever.

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My little brother learned how to use the water dispenser for our fridge and…

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My daughter got in trouble for calling a kid who stole her pencil a Hanzo main. My husband and I have been laughing for half an hour.

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My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out.

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Pls when is school resuming am tired already

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My little sister came home crying “ they keep saying I look like cardi B “ I LOST ITTTT

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I was in AT&T today and this was on the display phone…

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My little brothers a dumbass lmao Fox News left his ass on read

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I got my son a debit card and the first thing he buys…..

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My little brother found this condom in my room and…

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My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, “That’s just 4 things.” So she’s basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.