Let’s face it, when you’re drunk you’re hardly at you’re very best. Sure, it seems great at the time, but the chances are that after a night of drinking the aftermath you face in the morning is a sight to behold. From using the phone charger on a chocolate bar to not even being able to use doors, here are 18 pictures that prove you’re the worst kind of person ever when drunk.

1. Drunk you doesn’t do doors.

2. Drunk you sucks at keeping the time.

3. Drunk you doesn’t make any sense at all.

4. Drunk you is out to get your sober self.

5. Being drunk just makes you a bit of an idiot.

6. Drunk you is actually quite creepy.

7. Drunk you has some pretty terrible ideas.

8. Drunk you really can’t deal with doors.

9. Drunk you shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Facebook.

10. When your’re drunk side thinks it’s being helpful, it isn’t.

11. Drunk you will sleep just about anywhere.

12. Drunk you can’t text.

13. Drunk you makes the worst kind of decisions.

14. Drunk you shouldn’t be trusted with valuable things.

15. Drunk you sucks at giving gifts.

16. Drunk you should really avoid feeding the pets.

17. Finally, drunk you should stay out of the kitchen.

18. Seriously.

You’ll probably avoid receiving awkward texts like this too.

You won’t accidentally end up shouting abuse at a police horse.

You won’t have to take desperate measures to conceal just how drunk you really are.

You won’t have to make cakes to apologise for being sick on someones cat.

Staying in means your chances of being arrested are a lot lower.

It also means that you’ll avoid making local news for reasons such as this.

There’s less chance of you setting your own car on fire which can only be a positive thing.

Staying in means you’re a lot closer to your bed, which means you don’t have to resort to this.

Or this.

Or laying underneath an upside down table.

You also won’t get in trouble for stealing a llama.

You may not have a mental night at home, but at least you won’t steal an entire block of kebab.

You’ll also avoid being known as ‘the person that got their head stuck in a bottle bank that one time’.

Staying at home means you don’t have to try and sneak anywhere.

You’ll also more than likely end up showering in your own shower, which is a bonus.

Also, unless you have friends round you don’t have to wear trousers.

Most importantly though, you’ll never feel tempted finally live out your dreams as Jack Sparrow.