Sometimes you just need to laugh 17 times.
1. This is what I mean whenever I say I have plans.
2. It’s like if The Shining was with corgis and everyone was fine and having a good time.
I’d watch it.
3. They have an act in Vegas now.
5. Beautiful.
6. “Sup dude? Takin’ a bath? Cool bro. I love baths.”
7. “Yes, but you still clean up my poop.”
8. Doggy Day Care is getting out of hand you guys.
9. “I’m a Crocadog.”
Nobody should do prop comedy and that includes dogs.
10. What happens every time I pat a cat.
11. “YOU ARE BANANA NOT BIRB!”
“Not birb!!”
12. Awww, the cat found a use for the baby.
13. Thanks dog!
14. “All I wanted was a Pepsi.”
16. “I’ll take a corn dog and a chili dog.”
He does this everyday.
16. We like you too dog.
17. The ferals are coming in quite lovely this year.
Bonus.
1. Do not tell this cat there is no such thing as Santa.
2. “It’s fine.”
3. I too am interested in this religion.
4. “Didn’t even want to be a dumb seal, anyway.”
5. Yes, you will.
6. A fine catbernet.
7. We all bork down here.
8. Maybe you should buy it.
9. Glorious.
10. Disappoint.
11. Not everyone is cut out for that 9-5 grind.
And this includes puppies.
12. “I love my baby.”
13. Heh.
14. “Mine.”
15. It’s a good color for her.
16. “Hello, it is I, a duck.”
17. Death. We choose death.
18. This is accurate.