Dogs are the purest thing on this planet, and I will fistfight anyone who disagrees with me to the death. The good news is, I believe wholeheartedly that no one would ever disagree with that statement, which is probably why I’m making empty threats.

To be honest, I think I might’ve chosen to write this article because I wanted to spend part of my workday looking at puppies without getting in trouble for it. With that said, here are some dogs whose innocence will remind you of all that is good in the world.

1. This potato pup.

Your mom isn’t wrong. After seeing that side-by-side comparison, it’s hard to tell this little guy apart from the Tater Tot impostor. Please don’t make the mistake of biting the pup, though. He’s not nearly as delicious as his golden-brown coating would suggest.

2. This dog that could work for FedEx.

What a helpful guy! If I knew all of my deliveries would be coming from a delivery pooch like this, I’d be placing them much more often.

3. This disguised doggy.

I don’t know what’s cuter — with the mask, or without. Either way, this little doggo is ready to do tricks to get all the treats.

4. This guy that’s up for grabs.

There are some things you just don’t joke about, and getting rid of your dog is one of them. Look at that little face! Oh my heart.

5. This fresh and furry face.

This pup looks like a very handsome girl or boy and I will fight anyone that tries to tell me anything different. Look at that cute little bow!

6. This innocent pawn of a pup.

This Husky will never know what their owner went through to bring them home. Anyone willing to jump through that many hoops to get a dog clearly wanted one very badly, so I’m sure she’ll make a great dog mama.

7. This helpful Samoyed.

If I knew this girl was working at my local Home Depot, I’d be breaking everything in my apartment just so I could make trips to visit her.

8. This tongue-tied nap taker.

Aw man, the poor pup just wants to take a nap! This pooch is probably trying to have cool dog dreams about…whatever dogs dream about, and you’re giving them a hard time.

9. This betrayed doggo.

They’re not going to forget this. We’ll see who looks out for you the next time someone comes to the door. Oh, that’s right. It’ll still be this dog because they’re not a betraying betrayer like you are.

10. This floating Fido.

She’s just trying to be a nice gal and pose for a photo. Why you gotta call her out like that? Floating head or not, she’s cute as heck and I would gladly boop her nose.

11. This Retriever who doesn’t want to retrieve a darn thing.

I think they’ve made it perfectly clear that going for a walk isn’t in the cards right now. Let the pup catch some Z’s!

12. This punk rock pup.

I can think of a ton of things I would call this dog, and “ruined” is certainly not one of them. He looks like the perfect little guy to accompany you to the biker rally.

13. This guy on vacation.

As an important member of the family, pups are entitled to vacation time just as much as anyone else. I hope the kids aren’t too upset that they were left at home.

14. This happy pupperino with the million-dollar smile.

I don’t even have anything to say about this. I’m sent into a giggle fit every single time I look at it. This is perfect.

15. This incognito camo dog.

Can you spot him? This guy was just trying to have some fun in the snow, and instead, he’s melted into the scenery.

16. This basic…dog.

At first glance, I thought this was a Starbucks cup rocket launching itself into the ceiling. Under closer inspection, you can see it’s just a happy pup and its coffee cup.