50% savage and 50% hilarious.
1. This dad who finally had enough of his daughter stealing his food.
2. These parents who got their son this cake on his 23rd birthday.
3. This dad who subtweeted his son.
no twitter drama will ever compare to my own father subtweeting me into the ground
If two out of three of your children remember your birthday. Is the glass 2/3 full or 1/3 empty.
4. This mom who made sure her son didn’t forget to do his chores.
5. And this mom who got tired of her children not doing the dishes.
MY MOM SICK AND TIRED OF US NOT DOING THE DISHES SO SHE GOT RID OF THEM WE DEADASS DONT HAVE ANY !!!!!!!!!!!
6. These parents who wasted no time replacing their son.
7. This dad who roasted his daughter’s new tattoo.
8. These parents who used the naming of their child as an opportunity to make a joke.
So my dads telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me Laura, which if you say it in a Vietnamese accent it’s lau-ra, which means “long time to come out”…IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN
9. This dad who got sick of searching for the remotes.
10. And this dad who got a little over-competitive at his son’s hockey game.
My dad casually shouted at my brother during his hockey game “MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT VAPE YOU WOULDNT BE SUCKING FOR AIR RIGHT NOW” like 20 people turned and looked at us
11. This dad who felt the need to be extra clear.
12. These parents who used their son’s mugshot for their Christmas cards.
13. This dad who couldn’t help but drop a TV show reference.
This little girl in the restaurant, maybe five, tugs on her dads jacket & complains about being cold & he says “Well damn, Jackie, I can’t control the weather”.. His wife hit him & said “For the last time, we didn’t name her that so you could reference That 70’s Show”
14. This parent who became fed up with his son not brushing his teeth.
Our son is dreadful at brushing his teeth. Turns out the Tooth Fairy has had enough
15. This dad who got creative while trolling his grounded daughter.
So my friend got her phone taken away and her dad slid this under her door
16. And finally, this dad who makes his kids work for their money.