Ah, moms! They give us life, they raise us up from useless babies to — hopefully — fully functional adults. And they never let us hear the end of it.
“Oh pumpkin, you pulled a muscle? That’s too bad. I needed 17 stitches after I birthed you. Just sayin’.”
Without a doubt, moms love their kids to the depths of their souls, and sometimes, they know us better than we know ourselves. But that also means they have endless ammo against us.
Check out the following moms who aren’t afraid to go full-on savage when trolling their kids.
1. This mom who knows the real pecking order in the family.
Don’t come for this mom or she will SHUT. YOU. DOWN! But really, what did she expect after calling her mom a peasant. She had it coming and mom delivered.
2. This mom who reserves the rights to your privacy.
Behold the perfect clapback for any whiny teen. Mom’s not wrong either. Privacy isn’t a thing when you deliver a baby. There’s all kind of strangers with a front row seat to your privacy.
3. This mom who has no time for snakes.
I mean, at this point, it makes more sense to just throw the picture away. But it seems this mom just wants to send a message: don’t get on her bad side.
4. This mom who isn’t afraid to call her kid out in public.
It’s not hard, Dylan! Just call your mom! She birthed you, the least you can do is drop her a line once in a while. I really wanna know who “the boys from Allentown, NJ” are. Sounds threatening.
5. This mom who isn’t afraid to go there.
Really though, you can’t be that mad if you’re getting a free box of brownies out of it. I’ll take warm, gooey brownies over boys every time. Brownies never let you down. Brownies understand.
6. This mom who means business.
“Do you miss me?” Mom: “No. I miss my money.” It’s hard to blame her. It can’t feel good to work hard and spend all your money on freeloaders — I mean, your kids.
7. This mom who knows better than to waste a perfect setup.
You can’t serve it up on a platter like that and just expect this mom to walk away. I get the feeling this mom has an endless repertoire of disses at her disposal.
8. This mom who’s a step ahead of her kid.
“Every time I make brownies, they disappear overnight. This time I hid them, got an empty brownie pan, added the note and covered with foil, then put it in the oven.” I mean, this is genius. But even I feel betrayed.
9. This mom who holds nothing back.
She dressed up for a pic with her family but added #MissingOne. When the missing kid mentioned how happy they looked, mom responded, “more happy without you.” Ouch! But don’t worry, she added a winky face emoji. She’s savage, but just joking.
10. This mom who’s got her priorities straight.
Baby’s first word is such a precious milestone. That is, until you realize that once they start talking, they never stop bugging you until… I’ll let you know if I figure out when it ends.
11. This mom who gets true joy from trolling her kids.
“When you dance to hip-hop and make your boys’ eyes bleed.” Kudos for being so on top of dance trends, mom. They can’t say their mom isn’t hip.
12. This mom who mastered the art of the switch up.
Just look at that kid’s face. She knows she’s been owned. Saddle up, kiddo. Something tells me this isn’t the first time, and it won’t be the last either.
13. This mom who chose to use social media for evil.
It’s pretty rare for moms to snapchat, so I have to say I’m impressed. But damn! I hope this kid has thick skin, ’cause this is a third-degree burn.
14. This mom who makes her kid pay up.
“If I clean your room I keep whatever I want. Today I pick these slippers.” She even @’ed him! I’m dead. I’m also totally gonna use this technique when my kids are teens.
15. This mom whose savagery will burn deep into your psyche.
I can’t. I feel the need to hook this daughter up with a good therapist because she’s gonna need it after this kind of comment. The intensity of this burn is off the charts.
16. This mom who uses puns to her advantage.
“I told my mom I wanted to be a lampshade for Halloween. She said ‘good idea, I mean it will be the only time in your life you’ll be bright.'” I’m hoping this is all part of playful teasing between mom and offspring. Otherwise… Oof.
“Friend went to Disney World and posted this pic. His parents responded.”
“My dad said that the dog got my room after I left for college. This is the photo he sent me.”
He asked for ‘cold hard money’ for his birthday.
“My parents used to tell us that if we didn’t bath we would turn into a mushroom just like our brother. They included the mushroom in the family photo album.”
Parents should take note of this. It’s pretty damn clever!
“There was a murdered in my hometown who was reported to be on the run. I messaged my parents to ask if they were ok. This was their repsonse.”
“I thought my parents had got me an iPad for christmas…”
“I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry.”
This guys dad decided to copy his sons Facebook photo.
The get along shirt.
“As soon as I moved out, my photos were quickly replaced…”
“My parents made me stand under this sign when I was younger.”
“Mum found my ‘vase’ and decided to put some flowers in it.”
“I asked dad if I could take $10 for gas, he said sure, it’s in the top drawer of my desk.”
This keeps him busy for hours and hours.
“My parent’s always insisted that they loved us all equally, but that seemed pretty hard to believe sometimes.”
Teaching his girls a lesson.
He made his daughter wear this top to school for a week to punish her for coming home past her curfew.
This dad who customised this pushchair to look epic.
This dad who knows how to feed a baby
The dad that made his own Twitter
The Woolyback dad
The dad who used his baby as napkin holder
This dad who is winning at text messages
This overly concerned dad
8. The dad who tried to print a YouTube video
Fancy Dress Dad
The dad who doesn’t have to take his kids to Disneyland for them to have fun.
The gaming dad
Epic Twilight Dad
The dad who knows how important a manicure is.
This dad who isn’t stopping for anything
The dad who totally understand texting.
The dad that drew epic eyebrows on his son
The dad who doesn’t give out confidence boosts. Ever.
The dad that doesn’t mess about at the supermarket
Parenting level: Gamer