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15 Provas de que as crianças vivem em um mundo diferente

Estas crianças não têm a menor pretensão de serem anjos e não perdem nenhuma oportunidade quando querem demonstrar quem manda.

O Maisvibes juntou para você algumas fotos que comprovam que criar os filhos não é uma tarefa simples, mas mesmo assim é bem divertida.

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“Minha filha passou para o lado negro da força”.

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E olha que ela nem está em sua melhor forma…

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O silêncio vale ouro. Mas se você tem um filho, isso é sempre muito suspeito.

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Acho que ela exagerou um pouco no delineador.

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“Minhas mãos se cansam muito quando eu leio”.

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“Se a minha afilhada fica em silêncio por 10 minutos, provavelmente a encontraremos assim”.

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“Eu fico emocionada em poder ter 10 mil bichinhos de pelúcia. Tudo para a minha filha é poder dormir abraçada com um pote de creme de amendoim”.

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“Dia doze. Eles ainda não perceberam que eu não sou um gato”.

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É um pouco irritante.

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Nunca vá fazer compras com o seu filho. Nunca!

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Que lindo dia para um exorcismo.

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“O filho dos meus amigos provou café pela primeira vez ontem e olha só o que eles me enviaram”.

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Será que seríamos assim se não tivéssemos os braços?

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Quando você experimenta algo novo nesta vida e aproveita isso ao máximo

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Ninguém esperava isso em uma igreja

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Bonus

Todo mundo sabe que dar de comer para criança mimada não é tarefa fácil. Mas, às vezes, as razões que levam algumas crianças a não comerem alguma coisa são tão incríveis que chegam a ser cômicas.

Confira alguns exemplos que encontramos e dê graças a Deus pelos seus filhos.

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Ela se negou a comer a maçã porque se lembrou da Branca de Neve

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it "reminds me of Snow White." I told her that if this apple really could make her sleep for several hours I would have cleaned the store out.

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 11, 2015 at 1:38pm PDT

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Não quis comer porque disse que o muffin estava inchado e precisava de um médico

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#MyKidCantEatThis muffin because "it looks like it needs a doctor."

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 9, 2015 at 5:27am PDT

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Não comeu a batata porque ela estava quebrada e precisava de gesso

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's broken. I can't eat it because it's his. So I guess we're gonna have to put it in a raft, push it out to sea, and set it aflame using a flaming arrow Viking style. RIP Pringle. Enjoy Valhalla.

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 10, 2015 at 12:11pm PDT

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Não comeu as cerejas porque eu tirei os caroços e, agora, elas são azeitonas

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#MyKidCantEatThis because by removing the cherry seeds, I turned them into olives. #THANKSPINTEREST – @lenaloveslala

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 11, 2015 at 2:13pm PDT

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Não come o biscoito porque não é Oreo. Só come Oreo. Socorro!

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#MyKidCantEatThis because he discovered halfway through that it isn't an Oreo. I never said it was an Oreo. He's crying. There is a crowd forming. Send help.

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 14, 2015 at 4:31am PDT

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Não come as uvas quebradas porque isso vai quebrá-lo também

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#MyKidCantEatThis because they're all "cracked open like humpty dumpty" and he "can't eat things that are broken," because they might "break him." And "no one would be able to put him together again." #ThatsDeep #EmoToddler #EatTheGrapesPlease – @suziefreakinhomemaker

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Nov 17, 2015 at 1:44pm PST

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Não come porque o biscoito é meigo demais. Tive que congelar para que meu filho o visitasse todos os dias no congelador

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's too cute. I actually had to freeze it so it could stay like this forever and he could visit it. – @elizabethlynne5

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 28, 2015 at 1:04pm PDT

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Não come porque isto vai derreter o sorvete e os ursinhos vão se afogar

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#MyKidCantEatThis because "the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning." #ItsTheTitanicAllOverAgain #IllNeverLetGoJack #IllNeverLetGo – @tabbarrett

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 13, 2015 at 7:26pm PDT

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Não come o Ratatouille porque ele foi preparado por um rato

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#MyKidCantEatThis because after watching the movie "Ratatoulli" 658098764 times and asking me to make what they made 787628 times I spent hours scouring the internet for the exact same recipe from the movie and made it and now they can't eat it because a rat didn't make it #norats #tooreal #apparentlyratscookbetter – @sm1136

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 18, 2015 at 2:38pm PDT

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Não quer comer porque as conchas devem estar no oceano

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#MyKidCantEatThis because shells go in the ocean. He was upset when I ate my portion. #FreeTheShells #NoShellLeftBehind – @mrslinderman

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 25, 2015 at 2:54pm PDT

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O cereal está brilhante demais e as frutas têm formas estranhas. Eu mereço…

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#MyKidCantEatThis four course breakfast because 1) "somebody licked my toast" 2) "the cereal is too bright" 3) "the yogurt tastes like Popsicles" 4) "the blueberries are too small. And too big." And 5) Because she's a toddler and her sole purpose is to make me lose the will to live. #toddlerlife #toddlerproblems #shelickedthetoast – @twokidsandababy

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Aug 26, 2015 at 7:04am PDT

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Não come de jeito nenhum porque as pizzas não são quadradas

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the pizza is cut in squares not triangles and square pizza is too fancy. #SquarePizzaIsForRoyalty #TrianglesAreForBrokePeople #KidLogic #ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks – @beadsbeignetsandtravel

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Oct 17, 2015 at 3:39pm PDT

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Minha filha pediu para trocar isto por nuggets de frango porque é vegetariana

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#MyKidCantEatThis because she's a vegetarian. She wants chicken nuggets instead.

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 6, 2015 at 2:36pm PDT

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Minha filha de 5 anos não quer comer o bolo porque ele é bonito demais

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's "too beautiful." She's crying actual tears of joy. She's 4.

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 28, 2015 at 6:36am PDT

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Meu filho não quis comer os ursinhos sem cabeça. Mas quem os decapitou foi ele!

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#MyKidCantEatThis because they don't have heads. Side note: He bit all of the heads off. #Threenager #SleepWithOneEyeOpen #ThisIsADirectThreat – @JenSailer

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 16, 2015 at 6:04pm PDT

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Não quis comer porque tinha que dividir. E comida boa não se divide…

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#MyKidCantEatThis because I'm making her share it with her brother and she "literally can't even." She's five. #TimHortons #SometimesFood #DontJudge #MommyNeededChocolate #IllEatHerHalf

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 15, 2015 at 5:51am PDT

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Meu filho de 15 anos não comeu as framboesas por causa dos pelos

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the hairs disgust him. He's fifteen. Fif. Teen. ? – @amlong75

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 23, 2015 at 10:46am PDT

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Não quis comer porque o pote estava cheio demais

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#MyKidCantEatThis because she's "full." This is breakfast. Full from what? Your dreams?

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on May 6, 2015 at 5:07am PDT

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Não comeu o queijo de jeito nenhum porque havia sido mordido por um rato

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#MyKidCantEatThis because "a mouse already had some." – @hohohoadley ?

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jun 4, 2015 at 11:43am PDT

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Meu filho de 17 anos se negou a comer um bolo com glacê quebrado

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#MyKidCantEatThis because the icing cracked when he dropped it. He's 17. – @MaliaJoy5

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 30, 2015 at 8:36am PDT

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Não comeu porque uva passa não vem em saco plástico

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#MyKidCantEatThis because they're not in a box. – @Pickios

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 25, 2015 at 3:52pm PDT

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Não comeu a banana porque é sempre o pai quem as descasca

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#MyKidCantEatThis because mommy peeled it and he wanted it peeled by daddy. -Jenn Mace

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 16, 2015 at 6:40pm PDT

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Não comeu isso porque não estava ’feito de pizza’

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#MyKidCantEatThis because it's not made of pizza. – @Lisas3575

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Apr 25, 2015 at 5:59am PDT

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Não quis comer porque era engraçado demais

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#MyKidCantEatThis because he doesn't like his food this fancy. #StarveThen #ItsLasagnaNotFoieGras #SorryImOutOfDinosaurChickenNuggets #ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks – @digitalpagan

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 13, 2015 at 1:56pm PDT

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Ele não comeu o sanduíche porque ele tinha rabo, e quem tem rabo são os animais, e não devemos comer os animais

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#MyKidCantEatThis grilled cheese sandwich because it has a "tail" and he doesn't eat animals. #NiceTry #CheeseTail #BandNames #EatYourFood – @rugratmommy

A post shared by My Kid Can't Eat This (@mykidcanteatthis) on Jul 21, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT

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