What’s the only thing dogs love more than being helpful? Making a ridiculously big mess.
1. “I sorted the trash for you.”
2. “Aren’t you excited?”
3. “Let the renovations begin!”
4. “Shame? What is shame?”
5. “You forgot to make the bed this morning, so I helped.”
6. “I like to call it ‘pre-carved.'”
7. “It’s much cozier now.”
8. “Look! I made it better!”
9. “We decided that the patio furniture needed some modifications.”
10. “Don’t worry, I like to spend some time alone with my thoughts.”
11. “The couch needed nibbles. What do you want from me?”
12. “My skills include barking, running, and gardening.”
13. “I know I have all these bones and stuff, but TP is more fun.”
14. “Welcome home! I have composed a song for you.”
15. “Is a ‘thank you’ too much to ask?”
Bonus.
1. They are so grounded.
2. Very suspicious, indeed.
3. Something tells me this was not the plan.
4. “Awooooo.”
That is the call of a dog who is up to no good.
5. “And how do you plan on getting me out of said chair?”
6. This dog is terrible at customer service.
7. “It was like this when I got here.”
8. “Oh, I was just putting money IN the purse.”
“… you know, just in case Grandma wanted to buy me some treats or something.”
9. “I do not know what you are talking about hooman.”
10. This seems harmless, but I don’t know ….
11. “Well, hello ….”
12. Clever.
13. This is what I’d consider low key up to no good.
14. Doggo pulling an E.T.
15. Hmmm.
16. NO GOOD.
No. Good.
17. What are you up to, dog?
18. “Hello hooman is that food I am hungry and love food.”
“Please give me the food please now.”
19. Subtle.
20. Someone is definitely up to no good.
